Oof. There is the kernel of a great concept in Return To Horror High, taking a meta, tongue-in-cheek approach to horror and genre filmmaking cliches, but unfortunately Bill Froelich isn’t the guy to make it. There are a few measly pleasures to be had here, but for the most part this is a limp, unfunny, and not even remotely scary or creative slasher. But you do get George Clooney for about five minutes, and a fun, slightly unhinged Maureen McCormick performance, so if you ever had a thing for Marcia Brady this just might be your bag…

Cinema Dual (TEST SITE)

Examining a life through the media we consume. In other words, I’m reviewing all of my physical music media in alphabetical order, one day at at a time. Except when I don’t, as has been the case for the past few years. Still, we march onwards…Coffee essential, but not mandatory

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Hooptober 11.0 – Return To Horror High (1987)